Case in point: I'm watching what has to be about the most stupid movie on SyFy. It's about a group of people (that look like they're on that 10-year college plan) whose plane crashes in what is supposed to be the Himalayas (though it looks like maybe they're in Colorado) and now there's a nest of Yeti trying to eat them. Here's a short list of the foolishness that I could note:
1. The one white man that has any sort of good sense is about the most unattractive man you could ever hope to never see. He looks like he should be one of the professors even though he's one of the "students." He is balding and has a flabby nose. He also has the qualities of a coward and a straight up b****. He suffers from what Diddy calls "b****a**ness"...well, I think that's the term he uses. Anyway, this very unattractive man is also quite selfish, but as stated earlier, he has the most sense out of the group. But, because he is really all about self, no one bothers to take him seriously.
The only thing that they didn't do was make him fat. Hollywood likes to make fat people whiny and cowardly.
2. The other white man, the hero, is blond and relatively attractive, I suppose. As far as I'm concerned, he couldn't get it, but I'm sure he's making some woman (or man) hot and bothered. He is relatively smart (I think), a natural leader and no one really challenges his authority, except for the punk listed under #1. He is brave, but his bravery leads the rest of the group into trouble. He wants to save his new found girlfriend from the lair of the killer Yeti's even though a rescue team (which consisted of only a man and a woman) just found them and wants to take them to base camp. Now, I don't know about you, but this seems awfully retarded (not like physically/mentally challenged, but more like just plain ol stupid). She is not related to him, they are not married nor do they have any children together. In fact, she didn't even let him smash...other than just knowing her from the plane, they have no other REAL connection. I don't know about you, but I'd just pray for her and hope for the best as I started my trek down to base camp. Does that make me cruel? Probably. Does it make me a punk? Maybe, but I'll be that cruel punk as I'm reunited with my children and spouse, drinking hot cocoa in civilization. *Kanye Shrug*
Anyway, when they (yes, they...he got the rescue team and all the remaining survivors to follow him on this suicide mission) go to save the girl, they upset the Yetis who were only eating them because they were trespassing on their territory. Now, the Yeti's are extremely pissed and start tracking them and picking them off in mass. Once again, *Kanye Shrug*
3. White women do NOT know how to run away from a scary beast/monster/killer-thing. Ok, so when they have their first encounter with the Yeti, instead of running away, one of the white women just stands there and screams. I would have killed her too just to get her to shut up that doggone screaming. He knocked her down and then squished her head by stepping on it. He didn't even bother to eat her. He just wanted her to shut up. Well played Mr. Yeti!!
The white man she was with had the audacity to throw a snowball at him. It was almost laughable. Anyway, he got his heart ripped out of his chest because 1. he just stood there staring at the Yeti instead of running and 2. he threw a snowball at the Yeti. I probably would have slapped him for throwing stuff at me. First you stare at me and then you proceed to throw frozen water at me. Yeah, you're gonna catch one.
As Cedric the Entertainer has mentioned, when black people see one person running, we start running as well, whether we know the reason or not. White people like to stay and investigate. This is one of those instances where these two white people should have seen "Kings of Comedy" and put what they learned to practice.
4. The only Asian woman in the movie (yes, Hollywood is becoming very progressive) decides she needs to be holy by burning their only real food source (dead passengers) and the one supply of food that kept the Yeti from attacking them. Why didn't one of the other survivors bash her brains in? I would have been absolutely LIVID!! I'm a big girl and so her wasting all of that food would be akin to a sin. I would have found a dead man's burnt foot, turned it sideways and shoved it up her narrow behind. How dare you burn my food!! You don't mess with my money and you certainly don't mess with my food.
The desecration of their only sustenance is proof that Hollywood doesn't like white people. In burning all that food, she was going to starve 5 white people and one black man. How could Hollywood allow her to do that?
Well, I'm done. I stopped watching one the yeti ripped off one of the rescue member's leg and proceeded to beat him with it. Yes, I laughed. It's literally like adding insult to injury. This Yeti must know some black mothers because I've told my son to take off his own belt so I could get him with it.
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