Crap-eriffic Co-workers

Ok, so I'm trying to stay as anonymous as possible because I'm not trying to ruin any prospects for future employment or get fired from my current position, but I really have to comment on this one.

Well, it appears that the older I get, the more of a man I become...as in, having a lack of sensitivity for the feelings of others.

Ok, so there's this individual that I work with that is SERIOUSLY lacking in a few different areas.  I truthfully don't care what this person does; however, their inability to catch on is now overflowing into my bubble...I'm sorry, but I CAN NOT tolerate this.

Well, being who I am, I proceeded to let this person know verbally, both seriously and in jest.  In fact, others have mentioned it as well (so you know it's not just me being picky and rude). Well, today this person left early and I let them know to let EVERYONE in EVERY file they own that they will not be in the office so don't call.  Of course, the medium in which i used to do this could have been better, but it was quite comical to not only myself (I only really aim to enterain myself), but to my other suffering co-workers.

Well, this person is a little more sensitve (something that I CAN NOT understand) and tried to take offense.  I wanted to haul off and slap that peanut head, but I don't want to get fired nor thrown in jail.

This is what I don't get...if we are all adults (over the age of 21), why can't a deficient person be told about themselves.  If you don't want to get talked about, how about getting yourself together so you can't be talked about.  How about you take the advice that older, more experienced people give you instead of trying to "do you."

Anyway, the dummy left, but my sup found out about the email.  I didn't get yelled at, but I did get cautioned.  If I got fired over some ol girl getting her feelings hurt, then doggone it, I'm gonna REALLY make sure I hurt her feelings.

I will not state what I would do, but know that I'm a little vindictive and whatever I plan, it will not end well...for her :)   (no death or bodily harm involved...trust me!!)